mandem and the 240 love dolls

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jvb1988, Mar 30, 2011.

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  1. I suppose no ones watching this morning but theres a chap on with some of his collection of 240 "love" dolls which he takes "up the mountains" and " to garden centres. Suprisingly the fecker is married.

    His most expensive is Jessica and she cost £7000.

    Needless to say I have declared the house a tea free zone for the next hour. Supposedly has a forum as well so im going hunting.
  2. That made oi larff , I was going to ask could you fold up said girl and fit her in a hamper post "mountain" climbing but I can't imagine being comfortable with some of the comments from the more deviant members of ARRSE
  3. I thought you only took soon to be dead ones up the mountains?
  4. If you can't find the bicycle pump...... you could always stuff your own.

  5. saw it but don't worry tis ok because he just dresses them up and dances with them, then drives them to the countryside for photostories for an 18+ website so nothing wierd going on
  6. Am I supposed to be seeing Kylie tossing a giant teddy off ?
  7. aren't we all in a special way
  8. I'm fucking jealous,it should be me she's tossing off instead of the warning off I usually get from her "people".