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    > Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase
    > their
    > diversity. You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during
    > the
    > welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
    > the
    > cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
    > The
    > cannibals promised they would not.
    > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
    > and
    > I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the
    > whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
    > disappeared.
    > Do any of you know what happened to her ?" The cannibals all shook
    > their heads, No."
    > After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
    > others,
    > "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary ?" A hand rose hesitantly.
    > You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
    > managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
    > eat
    > someone who actually does something.
  2. so true...so funny too