> Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase
> their
> diversity. You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during
> the
> welcoming briefing. You get all the usual benefits and you can go to
> the
> cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any employees."
> The
> cannibals promised they would not.
> Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard
> and
> I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the
> whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
> disappeared.
> Do any of you know what happened to her ?" The cannibals all shook
> their heads, No."
> After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the
> others,
> "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary ?" A hand rose hesitantly.
> You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been eating
> managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go and
> eat
> someone who actually does something.
so funny too

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