Management ???

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new Chief Exec.

    The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, he noticed a bloke leaning against a wall.

    The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.

    He walked up to the bloke and asked

    "How much money do you get a week?"

    A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied

    "£250. Why?"

    The Boss Man then handed him £1,000 in cash and screamed

    "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back ".

    Feeling pretty chuffed with himself, the Boss looked around the room and asked

    "Does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

    From across the room came a voice

    "Pizza delivery fella from Domino's."