Man wrestles croc to rescue wife

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  1. Sure it wasn't the other way round?
  2. You haven't seen my wife!...there is no way that croc would be able to pick my wife up, even if he did it would take years to eat her.
  3. I would buy the croc a beer. :D
  4. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    I had to think for a moment.... 8O :D
  5. I'd have pushed her in, so would be cheering for Reptile( the Croc not the wife).
  6. I saved my ex's life when the dozy twat walked across a hidden country road without looking near canock chase, lets just say with the benefit of hindsight I'd stand at the side of the road laughing.

    So no I wouldn't take on a crocodile for any woman.
  7. I would have saved her, well I would have stopped throwing her back after the 5th or 6th time, I'm not as fit as I used to be and she is not as slim!
  8. I dont think the croc would be dumb enough to take on my ex MRS...FFs
  9. Feck me! That's worse than the Mother-in-law.

    Yet be fair if the croc is concentrating on scoffing the missus then he is not after you, just trying to get away with his lunch.

    Suppose I would, I mean after teaching a class of teenagers a croc is a doddle.
  10. It's no big deal. Everyone knows crocks have quick release eye latches.

    Would I? Fcuking no.
  11. Why the big deal about fighting a croc shoe ?

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  12. Not quite sure why, but this quote made me laugh!!!!

    "Last week, police in the Northern Territory opened fire on a crocodile as it closed in on a drunken man who had accepted a dare to swim in dangerous waters."
  13. Edit for being a double post mong.... :oops: