"Man wounded by discharge of irony"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Draft Dodger, Aug 14, 2013.

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  1. The most fitting thing that I can think of to say is "Derp!"
  2. Shit safety sir shoots soft silly septic stoodent!
  3. "Count yourself lucky this ain't a nasty black semi auto rifle BooBoo son." Says NRA apologist.
  4. So when you visit the US you'll be surounded by armed criminals, gun-happy cops and half trained civilians carrying weapons for their own safety.
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  5. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    If you start a collection I'll contribute to sending you over there to find out. In the hope that one of those groups shoots you. "Gun-happy?" Cunt
  6. Why did you cunt him? He's perfectly right with what he is saying...
  7. as a rule, do you part fund the holidays of everyone who annoys you?

    you dribbling spunk monkey.
  8. Perhaps it's target acquisition?
  9. I think your a belmer, & I am available to visit 2nd & 3rd week of september
  10. If we're taking bookings, any chance that you could fit me in for Christmas and NY in New York please, preferably on 6th Ave :)
  11. I'd quite like Hamburg in December if you're offering.

    Not really into Septicstan.
  12. if we all agree dates maybe he could charter a flight.

    the japs eye sniffing mong
  13. Playa del Carmen in Jan would work for me, you cunt.
  14. I'd like to go back to that same old place sweet home Chicago.
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