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Man with bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament

Arrsers, you are missing the obvious here....
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Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
References to rape, child abuse and religion have been removed. Surely the thread subject is bizarre enough and doesn't require any unnecessary complicated additions.

Good, no-one should make jokes about those things in the NAAFI.

That's what Current Affairs is for.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
If the car had only dragged him 599 ft maybe he'd have become ....

 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Well obviously one hopes the young lady involved has done a suitable risk assessment with regard to possible damage to her teeth from such a device.
 

JAD

LE
I think we are missing the knob pun opportunity here. Name the car that hit Mo in the 1970's. Obviously it wasn't a Maxi.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
I think we are missing the knob pun opportunity here. Name the car that hit Mo in the 1970's. Obviously it wasn't a Maxi.

was it a Ford cockripper?
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
They (dusky Mediterranean types) will all be heading for Edinburgh to claim their Human Rights to participate in 'cultural rapey stuff' with a Dominatrix, all paid for by the scottish Tax Payers.....;)
 
I guess the Ripper wasn't a big 'muscle car' like the Cokpri (1.3L) eh @theoriginalphantom?

There was a young Lance Jack back in 72 who came to Chatham on a Clerk of Works Course who arrived at the camp in a WHITE and BLUE trim Cockpri 1.3 Ltr with a huge air intake on the bonnet. It drew a lot of admirers on the first day In camp down by the Sgt's Mess. Transpired that the 'Air Intake' was just a huge piece of Plastic that even had the air intake vents painted on the front, bolted on to the bonnet..

The car was only on camp for about a week before L/Cpl, Act.Sgt Knobhead :sleepy: Clk of Wks. intake, took it home to Mummy and Daddy (who were minted and bought it as a prize for Knobhead :sleepy: just getting on the course) But because every body was jealous about his 'ride',he feared for it's safety. (First class prick) and his own, for being a prize Knobhead :sleepy:

Wrong, He was told that his piece of shit was on a hit list for a bit of body work adjustment. There was talk of a kitty to be awarded to the lucky Sapper who ripped the offending piece of Airfix, off the car. The guy was a laughing stock on camp and in the Sgt's Mess. I believe he never finished the course as he was that intelligent, that he was thick as pig shit. Met many more of this kind of Walt through my years as a Sapper and I dare say that many others have too. :twisted:

Life's a bowl of Cherries, full of little pips. Don't cha just love it. :p
 
They (dusky Mediterranean types) will all be heading for Edinburgh to claim their Human Rights to participate in 'cultural rapey stuff' with a Dominatrix, all paid for by the scottish Tax Payers (ie the English).....;)
 

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