Man with bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament

[Subsunk]

A truly bizarre title & story.

Can someone add in an alien medical examination and a strict female prison governess? Nearly there.

 

[mechanicalhorsetrough]

Arrsers, you are missing the obvious here....

 

[mechanicalhorsetrough]

Bum titty bum titty bum...

(That's enough of that...)

Just need a girl with Cnut so wide now! Snail?

 

[Cutaway]

References to rape, child abuse and religion have been removed. Surely the thread subject is bizarre enough and doesn't require any unnecessary complicated additions.

Good, no-one should make jokes about those things in the NAAFI.

That's what Current Affairs is for.

 

[kid charlemangne]

I almost reported that as spam.

Excellent find have a like

If it's made of spam that would be haram.





Two jokes for the price of one in my January sale.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

If the car had only dragged him 599 ft maybe he'd have become ....

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Well obviously one hopes the young lady involved has done a suitable risk assessment with regard to possible damage to her teeth from such a device.

 

[thegimp]

Buy that man a lottery ticket

Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity prostitute

dude can't catch a break, lets hope he doesn't fall into a barrel of tits

 

[Furryturd]

Buy that man a lottery ticket

Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity prostitute

I'll send him to buy mine

 

[JAD]

I think we are missing the knob pun opportunity here. Name the car that hit Mo in the 1970's. Obviously it wasn't a Maxi.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I think we are missing the knob pun opportunity here. Name the car that hit Mo in the 1970's. Obviously it wasn't a Maxi.

was it a Ford cockripper?

 

[JAD]

was it a Ford cockripper?

I guess the Ripper wasn't a big 'muscle car' like the Cokpri (1.3L) eh @theoriginalphantom?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

Seems our hero has had to put his plans on hold following a minor car crash................
Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity prostitute

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Seems our hero has had to put his plans on hold following a minor car crash................
Man with bionic willy injured in car crash days before he was due to lose his virginity prostitute

see post #48 flash.

 

[vvaannmmaann]

see post #48 flash.

I only read posts from the people I like You are not on that list.

 

[Baz P.B.U.H.]

Ah well that's him fucked then, and not in a good way.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

I only read posts from the people I like You are not on that list.

it wasn't my post....

 

[uncle_vanya]

They (dusky Mediterranean types) will all be heading for Edinburgh to claim their Human Rights to participate in 'cultural rapey stuff' with a Dominatrix, all paid for by the scottish Tax Payers.....

 

[Mack The Knife]

I guess the Ripper wasn't a big 'muscle car' like the Cokpri (1.3L) eh @theoriginalphantom?

There was a young Lance Jack back in 72 who came to Chatham on a Clerk of Works Course who arrived at the camp in a WHITE and BLUE trim Cockpri 1.3 Ltr with a huge air intake on the bonnet. It drew a lot of admirers on the first day In camp down by the Sgt's Mess. Transpired that the 'Air Intake' was just a huge piece of Plastic that even had the air intake vents painted on the front, bolted on to the bonnet..

The car was only on camp for about a week before L/Cpl, Act.Sgt Knobhead Clk of Wks. intake, took it home to Mummy and Daddy (who were minted and bought it as a prize for Knobhead just getting on the course) But because every body was jealous about his 'ride',he feared for it's safety. (First class prick) and his own, for being a prize Knobhead

Wrong, He was told that his piece of shit was on a hit list for a bit of body work adjustment. There was talk of a kitty to be awarded to the lucky Sapper who ripped the offending piece of Airfix, off the car. The guy was a laughing stock on camp and in the Sgt's Mess. I believe he never finished the course as he was that intelligent, that he was thick as pig shit. Met many more of this kind of Walt through my years as a Sapper and I dare say that many others have too.

Life's a bowl of Cherries, full of little pips. Don't cha just love it.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

They (dusky Mediterranean types) will all be heading for Edinburgh to claim their Human Rights to participate in 'cultural rapey stuff' with a Dominatrix, all paid for by the scottish Tax Payers (ie the English).....