Man with bionic penis will lose his virginity to a dominatrix who ran for parliament


A man whose penis was ripped off in a road accident, and who has subsequently received surgery to fit an 8-inch bionic penis, is to lose his virginity to an “award winning” dominatrix who unsuccessfully ran for parliament.

Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, was run over when he was six years old in Huddersfield, in 1978. During the accident his penis was sliced off as he was dragged 600ft by a car.

Mr Abad had surgery to fit a fully functional 8 inch bionic penis in 2012. The organ has two tubes which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle.

Abad said:

I have waited long enough for this — it’ll be a great start to the new year.

My penis is working perfectly now so I just want to do it. I’m really excited. I can’t wait for it to finally happen.

Mr Abad also says he dreams of one day becoming a father.

He will meet up with sexual freedom campaigner Charlotte Rose in London this week for a dinner date.

Rose, a 35-year-old who won the British Erotic Award for ‘Sex Worker of the Year’ in 2013, ran for MP in the Clacton by-election in October 2014 and the Rochester and Strood by-election the following month as an independent on a platform of sexual freedom.

Rose, a mother of two, said she will waive her usual £200-an-hour fee:

I am so honoured that he chose me to take his virginity.

We plan to have a dinner date so we can get to know each other and then two hours of private time. I’m not charging him.

I’m happy to help him build up confidence.



That's jolly nice of her.


She probably didn't make it into parliament for being too honest, thus providing proof that even pimps and whores have greater integrity than our intrepid leaders.
 
I almost reported that as spam.

Excellent find have a like
 
And charlotte rose is a right bit of kit!!
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
So here we have a Muslim chap named after the prophet himself (Mohammed, Peas Be Unto Him) about to have it off with a (rather tasty) hooker on the basis that: "Muslim men who want to hire prostitutes can simply point out that Muhammad, Islam's final prophet, allowed prostitution, and that later Muslims (like Umar) cannot overrule Muhammad. Moreover, since Muhammad allowed sex with prepubescent girls, pedophiles are free to seek out child prostitutes."

Meanwhile, elsewhere muslim wimmin are being stoned to death by other muslims for being prostitutes.

Pity he can't find and marry a woman with a bionic pussy for a lasting and satisfying relationship.
 
Bionic Penis Salesman: Now that you've chosen to fit a bionic penis we have the delicate matter of choosing a size.
Mohammed: Well I never had a proper dick so what do you offer?
Bionic Penis Salesman: Small, medium and large.
Mohammed: OK, lets try the medium.
Bionic Penis Salesman: The foot long black mamba is an excellent choice sir.
Mohammed: Fucking hell!
 
My nomination for Thread title of the month.
A truly bizarre title & story.

If you were a fiction writer & took this story to a publisher they'd laugh themselves sick before hoofing you out the door.

Life sure is strange at times.

On a side note my only experience of bionic appendages was Steve Austin the 6 miliion dollar man. When he uses his bionic todger doea he do it in slow motion making an odd mechanical du du du du du du du sound.

 
Bionic Penis Salesman: Now that you've chosen to fit a bionic penis we have the delicate matter of choosing a size.
Mohammed: Well I never had a proper dick so what do you offer?
Bionic Penis Salesman: Small, medium and large.
Mohammed: ok, I'll have that big red one over there.
Bionic Penis Salesman: ah, that is our fire extinguisher.
I'll get my coat.
 

simbo

LE
"Mr Abad had surgery to fit a fully functional 8 inch bionic penis in 2012. The organ has two tubes which inflate when he presses a button on his testicle."

Not had much luck in life has he!
 

MoleBath

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
One hopes he read the running in advice for new machinery , also suitable lubrication and service intervals
 
"His penis was sliced off in an accident when he was dragged 600ft by a car"

600ft? Er, down think that was an accident mate.
 

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