Man & Wife in Bed

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Man and wife in bed. He farts and shouts 'goal!' The wife lets one go and yells 'one all!' When it gets to 2 all the man strains so hard for the winning fart he sh*ts the bed. The wife says 'what the hell was that?' Man replies 'half time swap sides!!!'