Man who had sex with bike in court

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  1. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox

    This may seem funny and amusing at first, but a number of points are disturbing.

    1) He was in his own room.

    2) The cleaners unlocked his door and walked in on him

    3) He was having sex with, in essence, a sex toy.

    Now having sex with a bike doesn't float my boat - but why should this man be placed on the sex offenders register. All he has done, for all intents and purposes, is use a strange sex aid in the privacy of his own room.

    I'd be interested to know what law he has broken.
     
  2. Cheers for the heads up.

    Will get rid if the Mods want, or can leave here for people to discuss without the Naafi angle :D
     
  3. The bit I found even more disturbing was someone was actually jailed for having sex with pavements!
     
  4. its too funny to not talk about in a naafi style
     
  5. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    just a request ... ever heard of punctuation? ;)

    ok - i'm the right one to say so i know - but it's indeed of different meaning

    'Man who had sex with bike in court'

    'Man who had sex with bike, in court'


    see what i mean? *LOL*

    i really thought this was topping the other story ...


    btw - the first line wasn't in privacy and the question of breaking laws would be easy to answer ;)
     
  6. Errr, try your user name first old boy......
    YesItsMe = It's
    Pot, Kettles
     
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    sorry - but boy isn't fitting i'm afraid ;)

    i said before i'm the right one to say so *LOL*

    it was just funny when reading it ... well you can interpret it the way you want to ;)
     
  8. So you're saying that those cans, over there on the left, are yours?
     
  9. nahh they're not can's, they're breasts
     
  10. If does seem a bit odd. But having a wank in a locked room with the aid of an oject does seem like a travesty of justice in this respect. Proberly some runt that did not defent it well.
     
  11. Was the bike a willing partner or was it changes up? Was this a male or female bike? Should stone wall be sticking it’s finger in?

    Have I read this wrong or was it the camp bike that I heard of all those years ago but never met.
     
  12. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)


    let me answer the royal way .... no comment *LOL*