http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox This may seem funny and amusing at first, but a number of points are disturbing. 1) He was in his own room. 2) The cleaners unlocked his door and walked in on him 3) He was having sex with, in essence, a sex toy. Now having sex with a bike doesn't float my boat - but why should this man be placed on the sex offenders register. All he has done, for all intents and purposes, is use a strange sex aid in the privacy of his own room. I'd be interested to know what law he has broken.