Man who had sex with a BIKE

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by shaka, Oct 26, 2007.

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  1. He was just pumping its tyres, where is the harm?

  2. the first thing that concerns me is the ammount of pests being placed on the "register" up here. I kid you not it is almost a prerequisite to claim the dole.

    In this case though all he was really doing was having a posh wank behind closed doors, the cleaners could have knocked.

    Im not sure what his offence is.

    I do think the bike never received any lasting emotional damage :D
  3. I bet there's plenty on here who can admit to having had sex with a bike. :wink:
  4. At least he's got a ride home in the moring. 8O
  5. Poor sod, he was only riding the bike.........bleurgh
  6. Oh...I thought this topic was about smudge67 shagging Dale...
  7. his release conditions.

    1. No skulking in areas likely to be visited by Bikes.
    2. No hanging around bike playgrounds.
    3. If you see a bike unescorted you must cross the road, cover your eyes and look the other way.
    4. Not to be in the company of a bike unsupervised.
    5. Anyone allowing him a wee shot on their bike will be complicit in a very nast sexual assault.

  8. If she plays her cards right ;)

    I'll show you the video :)
  9. Maybe he got Bisexual and Bicycle confused or thought it was the Village Bike...who knows..I wonder if it was a mounting bike.
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Lightweight. Heres my Uncle Cecil before he had the operation.

  11. These emission tests on the MOT get more complicated, I think I need to get an updated Haynes manual.
  12. Reminds me of the joke:

    Birt: I fucked a princess last night!

    Harry: Did you? How was it?

    Birt: I burnt me c0ck on the exhaust pipe! :lol:
  13. He'll be sorry he SPOKE, this will SADDLE him with a sad reputation. Journo's will PUMP him for quotes and BELL him night and day for a story.
  14. Im getting TYRED of these puns, just trying to INFLATE your ego with no BEARING of the true story.