Man who had sex with a BIKE

#2
He was just pumping its tyres, where is the harm?



taxi!
 
#3
shaka said:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=PDVOEH5I0ANYVQFIQMGSFFOAVCBQWIV0?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml

We all have our memories of Camp Bikes & Dogs but this !!!!
the first thing that concerns me is the ammount of pests being placed on the "register" up here. I kid you not it is almost a prerequisite to claim the dole.

In this case though all he was really doing was having a posh wank behind closed doors, the cleaners could have knocked.

Im not sure what his offence is.

I do think the bike never received any lasting emotional damage :D
 
#7
Oh...I thought this topic was about smudge67 shagging Dale...
 
#8
his release conditions.

1. No skulking in areas likely to be visited by Bikes.
2. No hanging around bike playgrounds.
3. If you see a bike unescorted you must cross the road, cover your eyes and look the other way.
4. Not to be in the company of a bike unsupervised.
5. Anyone allowing him a wee shot on their bike will be complicit in a very nast sexual assault.

:D
 

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#11
Lightweight. Heres my Uncle Cecil before he had the operation.

 
#12
TheIronDuke said:
Lightweight. Heres my Uncle Cecil before he had the operation.

These emission tests on the MOT get more complicated, I think I need to get an updated Haynes manual.
 
#14
He'll be sorry he SPOKE, this will SADDLE him with a sad reputation. Journo's will PUMP him for quotes and BELL him night and day for a story.
 
#15
still21inmymind said:
He'll be sorry he SPOKE, this will SADDLE him with a sad reputation. Journo's will PUMP him for quotes and BELL him night and day for a story.
Im getting TYRED of these puns, just trying to INFLATE your ego with no BEARING of the true story.
 
#16
Now, whilst it might seem odd and to non RM, even a little disturbing, what are we doing prosecuting this guy and putting him on the sex offenders register? Where's the crime? Has he been given a criminal record for this?

He was behind a locked door with an enaminate object. If this is worthy of prosecution, I'm a bicycle.
 
#17
The_IRON said:
still21inmymind said:
He'll be sorry he SPOKE, this will SADDLE him with a sad reputation. Journo's will PUMP him for quotes and BELL him night and day for a story.
Im getting TYRED of these puns, just trying to INFLATE your ego with no BEARING of the true story.
Guilty as charged.
I'll be on my bike then (but not in a biblical sense)
 
#18
T.F.R said:
his release conditions.

1. No skulking in areas likely to be visited by Bikes.
2. No hanging around bike playgrounds.
3. If you see a bike unescorted you must cross the road, cover your eyes and look the other way.
4. Not to be in the company of a bike unsupervised.
5. Anyone allowing him a wee shot on their bike will be complicit in a very nast sexual assault.

:D
Don't forget the internet restrictions...no visiting or collecting images from sites like these:

http://www.mbr.co.uk
http://www.ultracycling.com
http://www.letour.fr
 
#19
xinflurker said:
Now, whilst it might seem odd and to non RM, even a little disturbing, what are we doing prosecuting this guy and putting him on the sex offenders register? Where's the crime? Has he been given a criminal record for this?

He was behind a locked door with an enaminate object. If this is worthy of prosecution, I'm a bicycle.
I agree, the Sex Offender's Register seems a bit steep. Did the bike complain or give evidence?.
The SOR exists to try to protect society, not velocipedes.
 
#20
I'm not sure why he's been in court for this either?? It seems like a waste of the tax payers doller.

It's not as if he's out in public doing it.....or attacking ladies after dark. So it might not be my kind of fetish.....but he's doing no harm.

Rape is not a laughing matter.................unless you're raping a clown! ;)
 

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