Man walks into WH Smith

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cloudbuster

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#1
Man walks into WH Smith and says

"Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks ?"

Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet"


He replies "Yeah, that’s the one !!"
 
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cloudbuster

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#2
Man walks into WH Smith and says to the girl behind the counter

"Do you keep stationery?"

Girl says "No, I tend to jiggle around rather a lot."
 
#3
Guy walks into a clock repair shop and places his dick on the counter.
Girl say's "sorry sir this is a clock shop"
he says "I know I want you to put two hands and a face on this".

TTTaaaaaxxxiiii
 

phil245

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Book Reviewer
#4
An old man walks slowly into an ice cream shop and buy a large ice cream. The girl behind the counter says " Crushed nuts?" The old man says " No, arthritis. "





Old chef, any room in that taxi?
 
#6
Girl walks into w h smiths and says "ive just cut my finger off in your door "
Assistant-"what ! the whole finger "
Girl -no the one next to it!!

ill get me coat!!
 
#9
I went into Waterstones recently and asked if they had a copy of 'How to cope with disappointment without resorting to violence'.
 
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