Man walks into WH Smith

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  1. Man walks into WH Smith and says

    "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small dicks ?"

    Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet"

    He replies "Yeah, that’s the one !!"
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  2. Man walks into WH Smith and says to the girl behind the counter

    "Do you keep stationery?"

    Girl says "No, I tend to jiggle around rather a lot."
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  3. Guy walks into a clock repair shop and places his dick on the counter.
    Girl say's "sorry sir this is a clock shop"
    he says "I know I want you to put two hands and a face on this".

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  4. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    An old man walks slowly into an ice cream shop and buy a large ice cream. The girl behind the counter says " Crushed nuts?" The old man says " No, arthritis. "

    Old chef, any room in that taxi?
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  5. Man walks into W H Smith.

    W H Smith says 'Watch where you're fucking going'.
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  6. Girl walks into w h smiths and says "ive just cut my finger off in your door "
    Assistant-"what ! the whole finger "
    Girl -no the one next to it!!

    ill get me coat!!
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  7. A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."
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  8. Did that really happen?
  9. I went into Waterstones recently and asked if they had a copy of 'How to cope with disappointment without resorting to violence'.
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