http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html "The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance." No sh1t Sherlock "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand." Like he would have attempted it sober - never mind observation ward, this fella belongs in the psych ward! Limping just thinking about it.