Man uses nail clippers in DIY circumcision

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  1. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5694913/Man-uses-nail-clippers-in-DIY-circumcision.html

    "The young man had to be rushed to the Lister Hospital in Stevenage, Hertfordshire. The wound was disinfected to cleanse it before he was given a bed in an observation ward.

    "This is something we would advise men never to attempt," a medic said, "The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man's sexual performance."

    No sh1t Sherlock

    "Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

    Like he would have attempted it sober - never mind observation ward, this fella belongs in the psych ward! Limping just thinking about it.
     
  2. Howling!
     
  3. I bet that smarted a tad :lol:
     
  4. Good drills that man, the time he saved the surgeon can now be usefully used in Botoxing some old bat!
     
  5. ha ha unless his mates thougnt it would be quite funny after he was the first one to flake out!!! that'll learn him!!!!