Man Toys

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by LordVonHarley, May 23, 2010.

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  1. I had a good win on the horses last week and have decided that I will treat myself to some thing fun. Being 31 I spend most of my hard earned cash on the house or the pension pot, but I feel like throwing caution to the wind and be a big kid :D

    I cant decided between:
    Remote control car/hovercraft
    a decent air pistol.
    Metal detector.
    a Basket hilt broadsword.
    Retro gaming kit.

    What do grown up men play with these days other than Boobs and Beer? :D
     
  2. Remote controlled helicopter or plane. It'll last less than 48 hours, but you'll curse the minutes between recharges...
     
  3. Strap a thunderflash to it for its final flight and send it on a straffing run of people you know, guaranteed hilarity (for you,not them obviously)
     
  4. air pistol - too walt?
    metal detector - do you want to spend hours wandering round fields digging up beer bottle caps?
    rc plane = won't last
    broadsword - wrf you going to do with it?


    Wii??
     
  5. Cut peoples heads of and await the quickening - there can be only one.
     
  6. News

    ...and they say the news doesn't influence the public!!
     
  7. You need to find one of these:

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    and get the compressor kit and a couple of Power Functions Motor Sets to make it remote control.

    After you've built it, spend hours transferring one side of your garden to the other, then back again.
     
  8. Basket hilted broad sword/ check
    Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
    Metal detector /check
    Radio controled airship/check
    Radio controled tank/check
    I know but I just love toys
     
  9. They are all the things I wanted as a kid. :D
    As for the sword, I used to fence and am thinking of getting back into it.

    Why would I want a wii, I can do sports out side :?
     
  10. Black cat/check
    Two sheds/check
    .....
     
  11. You can get a broadsword at Ft George near Inverness
     
  12. :D
     
  13. Sex, much?