Man Toys

#1
I had a good win on the horses last week and have decided that I will treat myself to some thing fun. Being 31 I spend most of my hard earned cash on the house or the pension pot, but I feel like throwing caution to the wind and be a big kid :D

I cant decided between:
Remote control car/hovercraft
a decent air pistol.
Metal detector.
a Basket hilt broadsword.
Retro gaming kit.

What do grown up men play with these days other than Boobs and Beer? :D
 
#4
Remote controlled helicopter or plane. It'll last less than 48 hours, but you'll curse the minutes between recharges...
 
#5
Strap a thunderflash to it for its final flight and send it on a straffing run of people you know, guaranteed hilarity (for you,not them obviously)
 
#6
air pistol - too walt?
metal detector - do you want to spend hours wandering round fields digging up beer bottle caps?
rc plane = won't last
broadsword - wrf you going to do with it?


Wii??
 
#7
CivvyPete said:
broadsword - WTF you going to do with it?
Cut peoples heads of and await the quickening - there can be only one.
 
#8
dingerr said:
CivvyPete said:
broadsword - WTF you going to do with it?
Cut peoples heads of and await the quickening - there can be only one.
News

...and they say the news doesn't influence the public!!
 
#9
You need to find one of these:



and get the compressor kit and a couple of Power Functions Motor Sets to make it remote control.

After you've built it, spend hours transferring one side of your garden to the other, then back again.
 
#10
Basket hilted broad sword/ check
Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
Metal detector /check
Radio controled airship/check
Radio controled tank/check
I know but I just love toys
 
#11
CivvyPete said:
air pistol - too walt?
metal detector - do you want to spend hours wandering round fields digging up beer bottle caps?
rc plane = won't last
broadsword - wrf you going to do with it?


Wii??
They are all the things I wanted as a kid. :D
As for the sword, I used to fence and am thinking of getting back into it.

Why would I want a wii, I can do sports out side :?
 
#12
tropper66 said:
Basket hilted broad sword/ check
Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
Metal detector /check
Radio controled airship/check
Radio controled tank/check
I know but I just love toys
Black cat/check
Two sheds/check
.....
 
#13
LordVonHarley said:
CivvyPete said:
air pistol - too walt?
metal detector - do you want to spend hours wandering round fields digging up beer bottle caps?
rc plane = won't last
broadsword - wrf you going to do with it?


Wii??
They are all the things I wanted as a kid. :D
As for the sword, I used to fence and am thinking of getting back into it.

Why would I want a wii, I can do sports out side :?
You can get a broadsword at Ft George near Inverness
 
#14
tropper66 said:
Basket hilted broad sword/ check
Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
Metal detector /check
Radio controled airship/check
Radio controled tank/check
I know I'm sad with no friends
:D
 
#15
tropper66 said:
Basket hilted broad sword/ check
Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
Metal detector /check
Radio controled airship/check
Radio controled tank/check
I know but I just love toys
Sex, much?
 
#16
dingerr said:
tropper66 said:
Basket hilted broad sword/ check
Radio controled Bell 47 Sioux / check
Metal detector /check
Radio controled airship/check
Radio controled tank/check
I know I'm sad with no friends
:D
"Be Civil to all,
Known to many,
Frendly with few"

Benjimin Franklin
 
#18
As for the sword, I used to fence and am thinking of getting back into it.

WTF? what fencing discipline involves basket hilted broadswords ?
 
#19
I didn't know whether Jarrod was gonna offer himself up as a man toy or post a phot of his big brum brum man toy LOL
 
#20
My advice go down town and give half of your money to some tramp lying in the street......You will feel good for the help you have given another humanbeing..... :?
After that go into the nearest pub and get absolutely pi##ed on the remaining winnings. :D
Stagger out of the pub and collapse in the gutter in your own p#ss and hope that some kind stranger passes by and shares half their winnings with you....... :cry:

See how many times you can do this....it beats playing with toys and if you have ever worn DPM you will not be a stranger to aspects of this game...Good luck :twisted:
 

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