FHM produces these man tests, yet you always feel that they aren't prepared to go the whole hog vis a vis questions. So feel free to take my own man test: 1.What is the most damge you have ever done to another human (Welsh people count for the purpose of this exercise)? 2.What is the most expensive item you have stolen and how much? 3.Have you ever committed adultery, sodomy or buggery? 4.With what?? 5.What is the most alcohol you have consumed in 24 hours? 6. How long were you sick afterwards? 7. What is the largest age difference between you and a sexual partner? Plus or minus? 8.Ever used a animal in sex? (Remember feather = kinky, whole chicken = perverted) 9.What is the fastest you have ever driven on a public road? 10.Finally have you ever streaked? Where? Did you get caught? ...go on then, what are you waiting for?