Man swaps wife for goat

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by pyrogenica, Apr 14, 2008.

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  1. I "kid" you not, this man persuaded some fool to part with a nice unsullied goat in return for a well used woman.

    Reckon he got a bargain? Have fellow Arssers swapped any unwanted family members for animals recently?
  2. i swapped my mother for a bag of grapes
  3. and dont forget a sweaty goat tastes better than a sweaty wife
  4. Probably was, I suppose that the bureau de change wouldn't accept a goat at any rate of exchange.
  5. anyone got his number - thinking of a trade in myself
  6. And at least you still feel like eating a goat when you've got fed up of its company :)
  7. and a goat has to be covered in fur and prob doesnt become a monster each month ( week before, during and after )