Man swaps wife for goat

#1
I "kid" you not, this man persuaded some fool to part with a nice unsullied goat in return for a well used woman.
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Man swaps wife for goat

A Bulgarian farmer has swapped his wife for a goat - because she couldn't give him kids.

Stoil Panayotov exchanged his third wife with Elena the eight-year-old goat at a livestock market, reports the Daily Telegraph.

The extraordinary deal was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv, central Bulgaria.

"The day before a friend told me that he has had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife," says the 54-year-old.

"The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval. The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none.

"So this deal was more profitable to the goat owner, I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."
Reckon he got a bargain? Have fellow Arssers swapped any unwanted family members for animals recently?
 
#5
Probably was, I suppose that the bureau de change wouldn't accept a goat at any rate of exchange.
 
#7
And at least you still feel like eating a goat when you've got fed up of its company :)
 

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