Man Sues Over Penis Amputation

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by JoeCivvie, Aug 23, 2011.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Cue lots of jokes about how he can't join the [insert organisation name here] because "you have to be a complete prick to join the ..."
  2. His lawyer went on to add; "Now Mr Seaton doesn't know which way to turn".
  3. Bugger I was just abut to post this, thing is lose the little man of your life. I take it he has to squat to take a piss and it will save him a fortune in Viagra.
  4. Only if you use lube, and promise to be gentle
  5. are you taking the piss?
  6. So the quack found cancer and acted?

    Que lots of, not in the notes, we'll wait until they are round in the future for anything found lurking.

    This man has no dick... - YouTube
  7. You would have thought the feller would have noticed his bellend was beginning to resemble the cauliflower section in Walmart prior to the hospital visit. But then again it is the USA. Camm1
  8. Lube? You poof.