Man sought prostitute for son, 14 - discuss

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  1. BBC News
    In the Blue Corner, the 'Poor b@stard, wish my Dad had been like that'
    And in the Red corner, the 'Sick b@stard, taking away his sons innocence like that'

    Seconds away..... Round One!! 8O

    (Edited for spellings and grandma; she likes me to be accurate :wink: )
     
  2. pretty sound of him to be honest; was he gonna spitroast her with him or what?
     
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Top man - it's not many dads that would do such a thing for their pig-ugly sons.
     
  4. Quote
    The defendant will be placed on the sex offenders register for five years.
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    Seems a bit harsh, for asking a question?
     
  5. The red blooded male in me thinks "Way to go Dad!" Wish mine had done that!!!!! :p But the sensible, emasculated 'PC' father of two in me thinks there's something not quite right about getting your son into bed with an HIV magnet. In either case, he doesn't deserve to be on the sex offenders register (presuming his son was actually keen on the whole idea) :roll:
     
  6. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    I'm surprised that an MP hasn't already claimed this on expenses, together with car allowance and mileage.


    Edited once - shpellar
     
  7. Tytus_Barnowl

    Tytus_Barnowl On ROPs

    As this is current affairs, I'd just say this is illegal.
    Move it to the NAAFI and I might say something else.
     
  8. Agreed. Does seem a bit harsh, but then again he avoided prison, so swings and roundabouts I guess.

    I have to say good on the old man, top wingman drills that, but like has been said, why get your son to lose it to a HIV magnet!
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    As a dad of five of the little shits I can see the conversatio.

    Boy:
     
  10. I don't know. Throwing your son at a smack filled crack whore at the age of 14 is pretty shifty behaviour. Imagine having to remember her scabby thighs and track marks as your first ever lay. No thanks!

    Bad Dad... Baaaaaaad Dad!
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    As a dad of five of the little shits I can see the conversation.

    Boy: Dad!
    Dad!: What?
    Boy: I shagged a Prossie last night.
    Dad: Well done son!


    Girl: Dad!
    Dad: What??
    Girl: Boyfreind X wants to shag me!
    Dad I'll kill the little cunt!
     
  12. total bull shit.......watch now labour cunting govenrment will rise the age of consent to 21, ban payment for sex, porn, g-stings and prob sex all togather unless you got permisson

    cunts cunts
     
  13. I would be more worried the lad fancies coppers than slags!
     
  14. All I got for my 14th was a timex watch