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Man sexually aroused by flatulence.

#15
Feck Moi..... that was pathetic....... they want to eat a few pickled eggs, pickled oinions, drink few pints of Watneys Brown Ale, then go for a kebab...... then they can fart to the arse's content...... but beware of follow-thru..... it can all be a tad messy for the nice ladies skiddies....
 
#16
I can remember Chris Morris coming out with, "Fact me 'til I fart" in "On The Hour". I don't think that many will have got the reference.
TBH I thought Big Eye would come back with a riposte. If you google Sue Lawley and fanny fart you should get the story. I don't want to be on the end of a writ. Suffice to say the posh tarty newsreader on drop the dead donkey was based on her. Allegedly.
 
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#19
Search for "Brazilian fart porn" on Live Leak. It's a fucking crack up.


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