Man raped by dog

#1
bbc said:
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.

Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.

"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.

His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.

Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness
taken from http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/mb606/F2241577?thread=1247780

:D
 
#2
Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway.
surely the Arrse quote of the year...

as an qualified goon, i normally maintain my decorum under all circumstances, but sorry Col...I had to take some air.....

will be back in a min!!!!

Fcuk me, this is priceless, award that Judge an honoury place in Arrsedom for ever!!!
 
#3
He obviously didn't take his mates seriously when they said "you've pulled a right dog there!!!"
 
#4
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"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him,"

"I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."

"The dog pulled my trousers down."
I know the Police are now supposed to be thick but he couldn't have possibly expected them to have believed any of these. Nethertheless they are pure genius :lol:
 
#8
can i send the bill for repair to my keyboard to the judge, his remarks were priceless
 

poet

War Hero
#9
the idiot must've been really desperate to want to be 'buggered by a dog'. could he not find other alternatives? poor dog must have been confused!!! what on earth was his girlfriend doing? observing? being drunk is NO excuse for his actions, let alone the claim of being 'raped' by a dog!!!

i think he should be sectioned, the man is corrupt. and 12 months imprisonment (for which he will serve half) is NOT enough. get him some help. ASAP

this act is inhumane and sickenly tasless.
 
#10
Does anyone know where this dog hangs out?

:D
 
#11
Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.

Fcuking grass! :lol:
 
#12
:D Fantastic, you can just see how well thats going to go down in Leeds nick cant you:-

"Right son, I'm Crusher, and I'm the daddy! whatcha in for?.............."
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#14
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Does anyone know where this dog hangs out?

:D
Yeah.

Of Martin Hoyle's back doors.
 
#16
There once was a terrier named Badger,
With a drunk on the end of his tadger,
Said the drunk "Just say when"
"and we'll do it again'
But the dog said "Fcuk off, mate, I've had yer"
 
#17
filthyphil said:
There once was a terrier named Badger,
With a drunk on the end of his tadger,
Said the drunk "Just say when"
"and we'll do it again'
But the dog said "Fcuk off, mate, I've had yer"
Woff Woff :twisted:
 
#19
I have to give credit to the man. It takes talent to coerce a dog into buggerance. Most normal people have to make due with a jar of marmite and a bl*w job.
 

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