http://www.facebook.com/#/group.php?gid=208294269392&ref=nf 5000 members to watch Malcolm Kerr shit on the palace guardsCategory:Entertainment & Arts - HumourDescription:Right. Many of you know Malcolm Kerr - the lucky ones of you don't. He loves shit. Doing shit. On things. And people. Like the time he made a girl throw up when he took a shit on Princes St. Or the time he took a shit in his hand. Or, most famously, the fact he's not allowed in any casino in Scotland after taking a shit on a blackjack table to win a Â£5 bet. But now - his biggest challenge ever. On a drunk night out, I challenged him to take a shit on the feet of the palace guards at Buckingham Palace. And in his vulnerable state, he agreed.Now, theory says the palace guards are not allowed to move. I want to see if that's true or not. Plus, Malcolm loves shitting in exotic places. This is a win-win situation for everyone involved. However, I need your help! The bet is this: If I can get this group to 5,000 members, Malk will do the deed. I will drive down to London with him and video him defecating on his victim. The video/pictures will then be uploaded to facebook for all to see. How can you not want to see this?!?! I need help!! Please join and invite your friends!! Phillip Laing got smashed by the papers for urinating on a war memorial. I want more. "Boy jailed for shitting on feet of palace guards." My life will be complete. How would you react if this man took a sh!t on your best boots?