Man murders wife after discovering "she" was a bloke

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  1. "A friend of Collier, who did not want to be named, said the couple had been married for a number of years, but had no children".

    No Shit!
     
  2. Except on his dick
     
  3. Payback's a bitch...or not in his case..
     
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  4. Don't know, but his arrse will.
     
  5. With the prospect of 24 years in a Turkish prison, he will have plenty of time to empathise with his late wife because i reckon he is about to find out what it is like to be a woman.
     
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    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison Joey?
     
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  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    A link to a story in the Daily Mail? Gosh. It has been so long. How I have missed the good old days when some random cunt linked us all to some made-up irrelevant frothing fucking cak he had discovered in this mornings Daily Mail.

    Can we have a forum about something interesting? Like diesel-electric trains? Or knitting? Or the evolution of socks over the centuries? Growing a herb garden on chalky soil? Fucking anything really.
     
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  9. Do you like to watch films about gladiators Joey?
     
  10. Course we can.

    Pck a subject, select a forum, press 'start new thread' tab, enter subject and some sort of text to stimulate discussion.

    Simples.

    Put a poll in if you want to go wild.
     
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  11. did wonder why his bride had an adams apple?
     
  12. Women have Adam's apple, just not that visible.
     
  13. Yeah, but the cock is a pisser.
     
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