Man 'killed then ate' girlfriend

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by PartTimePongo, Oct 7, 2004.

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    "Listen you , shut yer yap before I bring on the Branston"
  2. Nothing beats that brand of mayonaise (spelling!)
  3. Well I have munched on a few girlfriends but they were all alive and the only messages I got from the telly were contained in the porn that was playing at the time :wink:
  4. Well what do you know Old Salt :lol:
  5. what attract them to each other in the first place ? 8O
  6. All washed down with a nice chiante i bet 8O
  7. Surely he'd have gone for a local brew such as Las Campanas Crianza 1999. Personally a couple of San Miguels would have done it :wink:
  8. god , f*cking brits abroad , they'll go to extraordinairy lengths not to eat the local scoff , so would you call this a "full english?"
  9. She was eaten by someone who didn't agree with her.
  10. "He was eaten by something that didn't agree with him."

    "Live And Let Die" by Ian Fleming.
  11. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  12. lol :)
  13. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Not the first time it has happened,

    The most famous case is that of Issei Sagawa who ate his girlfriend in Paris.

    He was immortalised in song by The Stranglers, in their French language single "La Folie"
  14. If it was my girlfriend he started eating in Feb, he would only be half way through by now...... :lol:
  15. I knew I knew you from somewhere. :roll: