Man killed in threesome with Arrse Maidens

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  1. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

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  2. A brazilian? Jeez, just how many is that?
     
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  3. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    It shouldn't have been fatal, just a close shave...
     
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  4. That cow had previous, how else do you explain the ability to escape from a maximum security pen, and scale his house.
     

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  5. Not a new Met Police hit squad? Taking out Brazilians before they get here.
     
  6. Man dies while waiting to be seen by a doctor. It's the same the whole world over.
     
  7. FORMER_FYRDMAN

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    Are you claiming it was some sort of steak out?
     
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  8. That's a very moooooving and sad story.I hope the press don't milk it too much.If I didn't know better I would suggest they pull the udder one.
     
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  9. Fell through the ceiling you say? Another attempt at jumping over the moon gone awry.
     
  10. Jeez, don't tell us you're gonna be milking this tale for any joke you can squeeze in.........
     
  11. A man has died people, this sick gallows humour behooves none of you!
     
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  12. If anyone has the right to beef at this, it's Crepello, who got a ban for posting something considerably less bovi-sexual. Just to use up some of the pun potential, the man died while wearing a jersey because the weather was fresian cold and the doctor's limousin got stuck. This is not fiction, it's veal life. Oh, why bother....
     
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  13. why indeed......you've milked it as far as it can go methinks.
     
  14. Are you saying Brazil are launching inter-continental ballistic cows, why were we not told of these Weapons of Mooos Destruction.
     
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  15. Cold_Collation

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    The cow was trying to create minute-humans.