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Man killed by tazer was a Roid-head.

Just to add, after looking at the photo, what pissy little arms he's got for someone on roids. Clearly somebody who thought that injecting and then doing 2 gym sessions a week on abs would get him super massive, not realising that you still have to train like a demon. Wasn't working....so he did more roids. etc etc etc.
 
I love how the daily mail readership seem to think the first single crewed bobby on scene should have been able to safely and skillfully apply a home office approved arm lock and handcuff him up against the wall whilst saying "You're nicked son."

I've locked up a bloke the size of this chap with similar "Hobbies" in the past and it took 3 of us about 30 seconds of beating his legs and arms senseless with our silly aluminium batons to get him to accept we weren't going away. I'd like to say 4 of us but the first lad through the door was quite spectacularly laid on his backside with a right hook that could have scored a K-Kill on a T80.
 
Steroids really do shrink your knob

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I love how the daily mail readership seem to think the first single crewed bobby on scene should have been able to safely and skillfully apply a home office approved arm lock and handcuff him up against the wall whilst saying "You're nicked son."

I've locked up a bloke the size of this chap with similar "Hobbies" in the past and it took 3 of us about 30 seconds of beating his legs and arms senseless with our silly aluminium batons to get him to accept we weren't going away. I'd like to say 4 of us but the first lad through the door was quite spectacularly laid on his backside with a right hook that could have scored a K-Kill on a T80.

Yea, the mail love attacking the Feds at every opportunity,I much preferred the acrylic baton as well.
 
For some reason (age, failing eyesight, plain dumb as a ******* frog) I read the post tag as "Man killed by Tazer was a red-head"

I then thought Christ! They've finally started culling the GWARS!!

I'll be fine in a minute, just need 40 winks....
 
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