Man killed by ice skating bear!

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  1. Bears are often treated with terrible cruelty in this part of the world, ain't payback a bitch!
     
  2. As are circus directors it would appear.
     
  3. Natural justice I thought.
     
  4. Shame for the bear but glad these folk got their just desserts
     
  5. It's completely wrong.

    It's on ice - they should use Polar Bears.
     
  6. 1 up for the bears
     
  7. A late equalizer. Score draw I would say.
     
  8. Can't the MOD put an offer in for the skin?

    It would be an up-yours to the tree huggers who want nylon 'bearskin' caps.
     
  9. Fair point, can't see why they had to shoot it I would pay and laugh at a prat skating with a wild animal and then getting mauled, or alternativley CHAVS in a big open air arena being chased by bears, lions etc.. Hang on seems familiar but can't place it :D
     
  10. Wouldn't the relatives object?
     
  11. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Not necessarily; there's a second bloke in a very serious condition. That could give a whole new meaning to "getting the winner in the depths of injury time".
     
  12. Or the bear managed to claw another one back.
     
  13. There is always one result waiting to bite you on the arrse
     
  14. So it wasn't quite a game of two halves.