Man Jam

#1
In words of one sentence or more, describe man jam.
 
#2
Are you refering to the glorious substance that is SPUNK my dear?
 
#4
salforddude said:
Jam
red,with lumpy bits,tastes somewhat meaty
Made from men
you mean you chop up men who annoy you?? :?
 
#5
The_Snail said:
In words of one sentence of more, describe man jam.
20 years worth of man juice stored in jars ready to give to mdn for his birthday?? 8O
 
#6
I dont chop them up Poppy. Obviously.
No I use a vast industrial blender,much neater
Have a bottling plant in the back shed,it arrives in half gallon jars
 
#7
Catch yerself on Dale! You've ingested more harry than all the working girls in Cartagena put together.
When the NSA decided to compile a worldwide DNA database, their first stop was your laundry basket.
In a blindfolded taste test, you can ascertain a mans age, nationality, racial profile and shoe size, just by gargling his jism.
 
#8
sandmanfez said:
Catch yerself on Dale! You've ingested more harry than all the working girls in Cartagena put together.
When the NSA decided to compile a worldwide DNA database, their first stop was your laundry basket.
In a blindfolded taste test, you can ascertain a mans age, nationality, racial profile and shoe size, just by gargling his jism.
Just admit you don't know what it is.
 
#12
The_Snail said:
describe man jam.
A liquid 'gold star' that lets you know you did well. Ingestion is safe and well received, however it is not recommended to use as a spread on hot toast :-D
 
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jimuk80

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#14
Man Jam - (See also Man-Fat, P*nis Venom) - Common substance extracted from the head of the trouser snake.
The substance can be found in the hair of a slapper or on the handtowels in the bathroom at Mum and Dads.

WARNING: Irresponsible use of this substance can end up a right B*stard.
 
#15
1. man jam

White viscous fluid ejected from a mans penis during ejaculation. Ejaculate. Sperm.

see also: "baby gravy", "man paste", "man custard", "cock paste", "cum", "jizz", "root juice", "seed", "semen", "sperm", "spunk", or "splooge

mdn is such a whore, he cannot get enough man jam in his ass.


(from the urban dictionary)
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Makes good glue, or bad glue, depends where you get it. On my keyboard, it's bad glue.
 
#20
Man jam is LUSH...you either love it or you hate it!!!!
 

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