Man jailed for having sex with a horse

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  1. From the Daily Telegraph:

    A man has been jailed for three years after being caught having sex with a horse.

    'Sex with a horse

    Just goes to show, love is indeed a many splendoured thing!
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  3. THe story about me and that donky in Skeggy are untrue
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Love the way that the horse's identity has been concealed with black tape! Preserves it's modesty.

    I note this is in Channel Islands. Is Blue-Sophist an animal lover?
  5. Chap was arrested for having sex with a donkey, sometime in the late 70's. When asked why he did it he replied "Well have you seen our lass".
  6. and he never had the decency to give the horse a reach around :)
  7. Was a fella in Cumbria arrested way back on the 1980's for the same thing.
    Caught standing on a step ladder in the middle of a field giving the horse his full attention.
    Been more than the odd case of horse and donkey shagging over the years
  8. bloke was caught in a field in yorkshire
    up behind mrs sheep as the hull-london train went by

    was caught cos the train had to stop
    and the passengers copped for an eyeful
    as they waited for the leaves to be removed from the line
  9. And who said there is not enough love in the world!!
  10. It says that the horse was frightened and distressed. He must be a big boy, no wonder he hasn't a girlfriend.
  11. Not Timothy Lawrence then????
  12. Come on we can't judge him, who here can honestly say they haven't thought about having some sort of sexual contact with an animal? Even if its just letting your dog lick your balls whilst you crack one off!

    I salute this man for taking animal loving to the next level.
  13. French surname? Make your own conclusions.