Man has sex with hegdehog

#1
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006430098,00.html

As a cure for Prem Ejac. Interesting treatment.

I remember the Chicken Fcuker from Pops. Top chips and mushroom sauce though !

Got me thinking though in a bestial sort of way.

If you HAD to knock up an animal, which one would you choose?

I think it'd have to be a sloth. It'd remind me of a couple of my ex's :?
 
#2
It would have to be the dead camel that our detachment encountered back in 1991 in Saudi (we named her Bob!)

Reminded me also of some of the ex's I was unfortunate to have climbed on board!!
 
#3
Wija72 said:
It would have to be the dead camel that our detachment encountered back in 1991 in Saudi (we named her Bob!)

Reminded me also of some of the ex's I was unfortunate to have climbed on board!!
did she get the hump then :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#5
Howler said:
Guru
What situation would you have to be in whereby you HAD to have sex with an animal??

Pray tell?
Simple answer! be fcukin married to this creature.
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#6
Hat20 said:
Howler said:
Guru
What situation would you have to be in whereby you HAD to have sex with an animal??

Pray tell?
Simple answer! be fcukin married to this creature.
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is that the "rabbit in the headlights" look :?: :?: :?: :?:
 
#7
Howler said:
Guru
What situation would you have to be in whereby you HAD to have sex with an animal??

Pray tell?
Howler. Try thinking out of the box for once. I bet you got all firm in the pants about your pet chinchilla a few times eh? eh?
 
#8
Fair point Guru!

Can it be animals from history now extinct?

I'd imagine a dodo would be reasonably subservient, failing that what about the female 'Australopithecus robustus', probably wouldn't ask too many questions.
 
#9
#10
Tartan_Terrier said:
They're trying to outlaw sex with animals here in Denmark, after a Norwegian newspaper brought it's exposé about Norwegian bestiality fans travelling to DK.

Story here:

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1458080.ece
How awful :? We are having similar problems over here. 'Dogging' I believe they call it. Just make sure your garden fences are secure all around. I'd be mortified if either of mine became victims of this abomination.
 
#11
Dogs would be easy, because there are soooo many of them around. Ever fancied a pop at a Zebra?
 
#12
the_guru said:
Dogs would be easy, because there are soooo many of them around. Ever fancied a pop at a Zebra?
At the zoo?

Or in it's natural habitat with the added risk of being eaten by a lion while you're on the job?
 
#13
Well that would certainly concentrate the mind. As for the zoo, I'm not too sure if I could perform in front of a crowd of schoolkids...
 
#14
Wanna Dog - goto....CHEEKS
 
#15
A blowfish seems ready made for the job.A tortoise would be good too.You wont have to shell out anything to accomodate her.She already has her own place.

Throw in a snake for a threesome and you can save on condoms.
 
#20
Does it have to be a real animal?

If not then the Alien of Alien fame, wouldn't kiss it though!
 

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