Man had sex w/ 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic

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  1. Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic

    DAILY NEWS STAFF

    Friday, May 23rd 2008, 3:25 PM
    No one may ever think of the 'Lovebug' in the same way again, after a man revealed his penchant for having sex with cars. This replica of movie Herbie resembles his current flame, Vanilla.

    No one may ever think of the 'Lovebug' in the same way again, after a man revealed his penchant for having sex with cars. This replica of movie Herbie resembles his current flame, Vanilla.

    Edward Smith never takes his girlfriend to expensive restaurants, or showers her with chocolates, flowers, or sexy lingerie - instead, a trip to the gas station and a nice bath are enough to keep her purring.

    She also isn't bothered by his promiscuity. He's bedded, by his own account, 999 others.

    Smith has taken man's romance with the automobile to a whole new level, and he claims his attachments to his metal, leather-upholstered companions are far from platonic.

    The 57-year-old Washington state native first had sex with a car at age 15, and says he has never been sexually attracted to people, female or male. And he feels no need to change.

    "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone. Cars are just my preference," he told British newspaper the Telegraph.

    His current flame is a Volkswagen Beetle that's he's named Vanilla, and considering a typical woman's reaction to Smith's spreading himself around, she's very low maintenance (not counting trips to the mechanic or pricey imported auto parts).

    And there have been many others. A 1973 Opal GT named Cinnamon, a 1993 Ford Ranger Splash he called Ginger, and Victoria, a 1969 Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

    Smith explains, "I appreciate beauty and I go a little beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," Smith said.

    People who feel sexually attracted to cars or other machines have been dubbed "mechaniphiliacs" and are the subject of a new documentary film made for British television.

    According to the Telegraph, the Internet has helped more than 500 extreme car enthusiasts like Smith find each other.

    Smith says his fetish took root when he was a teenager.

    "When I was 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it."

    He continued, "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

    Smith also believes his love isn't completely one-sided. Despite their apparent lack of feelings, he thinks there's something in it for the objects of his affection.

    "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

    Despite his passion for his four-wheeled friends, Smith has occasionally strayed. His most intense sexual experience ever, he says, was with a helicopter.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/05/23/2008-05-23_man_whos_had_sex_with_1000_cars_gives_ne.html
     
  2. First bicycles, then fences, then lawn furniture...now this.
     
  3. I presume he takes them up the exhaust?
     
  4. Now, i thought i'd heard some disturbing stuff before, but that...

    Is rather unexpected.

    Wasn't there a guy that got arrested for having sex with a bike - but it was supposedly fine, 'cause it was his girlfriends bike or something similar?
     
  5. I wonder how my car got fu*cked, now I know
     
  6. im partial to a beetles bonnet myself.
     
  7. The_Lord_Flasheart exposed.


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  8. Sex with a car? I'm just trying to work out the mechanics (duh) of it. You need four rubbers, several litres of lube, and a licence to get it to go.

    On the bright side, it comes with a manual, but you probably had your dad sitting next to you the first time you had a go.

    Sounds like a lot of work really.
     
  9. 'Objectophilia' seems to be on the increase. This woman was married to the Berlin wall. After it lost its erection in 1989 she apparently got the hots for a nearby garden fence.