Man found dead at Glastonbury Festival

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  1. 50 year old man found dead in a portloo backstage at Glastonbury.

    I hope it's Bono.
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  2. BBC News - Man found dead at Glastonbury Festival

  3. HHH

    HHH LE

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  4. Maybe it was the reincarnation of Elvis. He expired whilst he was on the crapper too.
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  5. So fuckin what
  6. "The cordon has now been relaxed" very similar to the dead mans bowels if my pathology memory serves me correctly
  7. Hey, it's Sunday, stop swearing, you fcuking heathen twat.
  8. It's Monday somewhere in the world!
    Also I do hope it's one of em from U2, not fussed which
  9. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Or Mr George Micheal
  10. He had just sobered up and realised what he'd paid for the ticket.
  11. didn't read the wiki article too closely,was her death a suicide? if so then top marks
    for originality by slam dunking her own head into the bog...
  12. I hope it's the twat who thought up the idea of music festivals in the first place.

    If I'd wanted to live in a muddy field while barely coherent drug addicts screamed gibberish at me to a background of deep sustained booming I'd revisit the Balkans. It's probably cheaper and with a better chance of getting laid, too.

    if it's been sent from my HTC Hero using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
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