Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Oct 26, 2004.
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I am dying.
Hope you don't bring the lurgy to the crawl in December.
So get better
Someone put salt on the footpath again?
I have real Man Flu
unless you're actually dead,
no you bloody don't.
it kills men,
women just get on with it.
I have not had a day off sick in 14 years of service. It's just everyone else around me that seem to go down with nervous-exhaustion related maladys..
I don't think I can carry on.
Call 0898 BITEMYARRSE for the husky voice.
I have even made the transition back from the couch to bed.
My goodness, it hurts.
..and so they should, trying to skive off doing the housework, ironing etc etc it's us men that need looking after WE do the real work....hunter gatherer and all that...which reminds me....Why did god invent women ?....because sheep can't type.......I'll get me coat
Can you wrap it round me?
Slug is hurting, without salt.
Armourer, I hope you're teflon plated.......
Wot right away ? ....oh I suppose so.....see us men are sympathetic
But the voice is worth pounds!!!
Bleedin' ell, you want me to take MY coat off wrap it around you AND pay to hear your voice, you're taking the piss young lady....next you'll be wanting the vote.....ha ha....never happen, will it ?
Hurry up and die so I can have BBC come over and comfort me.
May I have your t-shirt?
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