blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number one.... The shits just for you....
Well, you got that one. Well done ! Keep wishing, cos I'm out today for yet another round of drinks and an extra large curry, so with a bit of luck I'll be on later complaining about even more squarts.
To much information! I only wished for one round so any more is self inflicted!
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number two.... The big book of Gunny witticisms.... All A5 sheet....
Only available through my publisher
Very short book?
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number three.... A new office pin up....nice arrse....
You lonely women, LOL, who dream of Chippendale type blokes smothered in baby oil and pleasuring you (but in the real world they look like big gay blokes who spend far too much time looking in a mirror then at their girl/boy friend). Wake up my dear.
No dear, YOU have become our new office pin up! As we have all agreed, even little Bob our nice gay AO, nice arrse!
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number four.... A horse.... Mind out of gutter please....
Eh? In English please.
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number five.... A copy of the BB recipe book...can I borrow yours?
Start mixing with Blondedick and you'll regret it. She's known for turning on her friends, plus quite a few of us on ARRSE have compared PMs from her, and realise she plays people off each other. Eh, no, please, mix with her !!
Not my style!
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number six.... An apology from you when you finally realise I'm NOT the BB of such infamous fame!
Ahem (clears throat). I unreservedly apologise for stating here on ARRSE that you were Blondedick. Please accept my apology.
accepted.... wow, now waiting the nasty turn....
In mitigation, some of your posts do mirror some of that dozy cow's type of writing. And you do share a few (purely?) coincidental occurrences, including you disappearing from ARRSE and the very next day, Blondedick reappearing.
Only by default then. Recently absent due to cold trip up north for family holiday get together. Missed you, maybe not really....
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
PS. Got the history of the AAC and could find no mention of you or your fly boy mates in it, chapter missing?
Which history would that be? Is it a book (name please) or website (URL please), or one of the AAC journals? Or are you bullshiiting?? Since it's conception, the AAC has had tens of 1000's of men (and women) who have served, and you'll probably find that even the exceptional one's hardly get a mention in its history. And my fly boy mates, who are you referring to?