Man Flu

#1
Sorry to BBC and Lifey.

The ability to get out of bed has gone, so I must go back. Even though I want to put my wellies on and play in the snow!
 
#3
dale_the_snail said:
The ability to get out of bed has gone, so I must go back. Even though I want to put my wellies on and play in the snow!
I thought you were in eye-whack? You should have come to Manchester. You could have the shakes now with me !! Chicken kebab with korma sauce poured over it. MMmmmmmm. Now all I have to look forward to today is the squirts !
 
#4
This is the worst hang, over added to the worst hang over, added yet again to the worst hang over i have ever had. :(
And i never had a drop of alcohol! :cry:

Dale don't do the wellies thing mate, especially not in the red Kylies...
 
#7
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Yeah, exactly !! Ha, ha. But the chicken kebab did round off a good night so it was worth the hassle. What was your wishes that came true? Did your saggy tits suddenly inflate? A blind, deaf and dumb man take a fancy to you? Lessons in stringing a sentance together maybe? Or free entry into weight watchers? Go on..... give us a clue :?:
 
#8
Wish number one.... The shits just for you.... :D
Wish number two.... The big book of Gunny witticisms.... All A5 sheet.... :roll:
Wish number three.... A new office pin up....nice arrse.... 8O
Wish number four.... A horse.... Mind out of gutter please.... :oops:
Wish number five.... A copy of the BB recipe book...can I borrow yours? :?
Wish number six.... An apology from you when you finally realise I'm NOT the BB of such infamous fame! :wink:

PS. Got the history of the AAC and could find no mention of you or your fly boy mates in it, chapter missing? :?:
 
#9
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number one.... The shits just for you.... :D
Well, you got that one. Well done ! Keep wishing, cos I'm out today for yet another round of drinks and an extra large curry, so with a bit of luck I'll be on later complaining about even more squarts.

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number two.... The big book of Gunny witticisms.... All A5 sheet.... :roll:
Only available through my publisher

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number three.... A new office pin up....nice arrse.... 8O
You lonely women, LOL, who dream of Chippendale type blokes smothered in baby oil and pleasuring you (but in the real world they look like big gay blokes who spend far too much time looking in a mirror then at their girl/boy friend). Wake up my dear.

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number four.... A horse.... Mind out of gutter please.... :oops:
Eh? In English please.

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number five.... A copy of the BB recipe book...can I borrow yours? :?
Start mixing with Blondedick and you'll regret it. She's known for turning on her friends, plus quite a few of us on ARRSE have compared PMs from her, and realise she plays people off each other. Eh, no, please, mix with her !!

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number six.... An apology from you when you finally realise I'm NOT the BB of such infamous fame! :wink:
Ahem (clears throat). I unreservedly apologise for stating here on ARRSE that you were Blondedick. Please accept my apology.

In mitigation, some of your posts do mirror some of that dozy cow's type of writing. And you do share a few (purely?) coincidental occurrences, including you disappearing from ARRSE and the very next day, Blondedick reappearing.

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
PS. Got the history of the AAC and could find no mention of you or your fly boy mates in it, chapter missing? :?:
Which history would that be? Is it a book (name please) or website (URL please), or one of the AAC journals? Or are you bullshiiting?? Since it's conception, the AAC has had tens of 1000's of men (and women) who have served, and you'll probably find that even the exceptional one's hardly get a mention in it’s history. And my fly boy mates, who are you referring to?
 
#10
Gunny Highway said:
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number one.... The shits just for you.... :D
Well, you got that one. Well done ! Keep wishing, cos I'm out today for yet another round of drinks and an extra large curry, so with a bit of luck I'll be on later complaining about even more squarts.

To much information! I only wished for one round so any more is self inflicted!

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number two.... The big book of Gunny witticisms.... All A5 sheet.... :roll:
Only available through my publisher

Very short book?

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number three.... A new office pin up....nice arrse.... 8O
You lonely women, LOL, who dream of Chippendale type blokes smothered in baby oil and pleasuring you (but in the real world they look like big gay blokes who spend far too much time looking in a mirror then at their girl/boy friend). Wake up my dear.

No dear, YOU have become our new office pin up! As we have all agreed, even little Bob our nice gay AO, nice arrse!

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number four.... A horse.... Mind out of gutter please.... :oops:
Eh? In English please.

:oops:

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number five.... A copy of the BB recipe book...can I borrow yours? :?
Start mixing with Blondedick and you'll regret it. She's known for turning on her friends, plus quite a few of us on ARRSE have compared PMs from her, and realise she plays people off each other. Eh, no, please, mix with her !!

Not my style!

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
Wish number six.... An apology from you when you finally realise I'm NOT the BB of such infamous fame! :wink:
Ahem (clears throat). I unreservedly apologise for stating here on ARRSE that you were Blondedick. Please accept my apology.

accepted.... wow, now waiting the nasty turn....

In mitigation, some of your posts do mirror some of that dozy cow's type of writing. And you do share a few (purely?) coincidental occurrences, including you disappearing from ARRSE and the very next day, Blondedick reappearing.

Only by default then. Recently absent due to cold trip up north for family holiday get together. Missed you, maybe not really.... :roll:

blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
PS. Got the history of the AAC and could find no mention of you or your fly boy mates in it, chapter missing? :?:
Which history would that be? Is it a book (name please) or website (URL please), or one of the AAC journals? Or are you bullshiiting?? Since it's conception, the AAC has had tens of 1000's of men (and women) who have served, and you'll probably find that even the exceptional one's hardly get a mention in it’s history. And my fly boy mates, who are you referring to?
I was Bull pitting.... sorry to all AAC, please do not heap... I have man flu and am weak target....:oops:
 
#11
blessed baby cakes 1810 said:
I was Bull pitting.... sorry to all ACC, please do not heap... I have man flu and am weak target....:oops:

MMmmmm, apology maybe revoked. Go back and edit your comments. AAC, not ACC. BIG difference. Flu is NO excuse.
 
#13
Is Gunny right, are your norks flat and saggy? any chance of a pic or a link to a site where you rug munch with Dale :D
 
#14
mighty_doh-nut said:
Is Gunny right, are your norks flat and saggy? any chance of a pic or a link to a site where you rug munch with Dale :D
She sent me a pic before Xmas mate. I lost my erection. Still thrapping over yours though :wink:
 
#16
Email me the pic and in return i will email one of another Female arse member being smutty :D

Gunny, surely that pic of me in my undercrackers is a little soiled by now, you've been polishing over it for ten years
 
#17
OK,

Can I make a suggestion, (at the risk of being attacked from all angles!) that this thread be returned to its original subject?

I feelI can say this given the recent turn of events -It really does get terribly tiresome to find the same subject cropping up again and again......even when trying to avoid it. SSSOooooooo many threads have been turned into battlegrounds that it must be awfully boring for newcomers and neutrals that have nothing to do with the saga.
I am increasingly frustrated at the way so many topics revert to personal fighting. Please please, as I have asked before, can we have a truce?

Hugs and kisses to all peacemakers.........
 
#18
Pan, the best I can do is to limit it to the NAAFI, which I have done.

I hate her and want her to leave.

I still haven't had that piccie of your norks, please remedy this and I will relook at your request :D
 

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