Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, May 9, 2012.
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I am blowing out of my ringpiece.
When does the snot end?
Get several hot toddys down your head, works for me
Can I not just die in my bed yacking over my t-shirt?
It says Dale on it.
You can't get man flu.
If women get it, it's simply called "death"
Put the phone on silent it'll be full on Ord_sgt phase by 1900hrs.
If you loved me..
Get well soon!
Man up Wumin er I mean...er oh fuck it, get well soon then....
We call it the Lurgy up here in Scotland...and unforgivably i have it just now.....
I've spewed Lucozade on my phone already, fucko.
Now,I 've never had kids,so I don't know if this is true.Chris Evans told me yesterday that when babies get a cold,as they can't blow their nose the mucus can be sucked out of the babies nose,it appears that there are machines designed for this very purpose.
So any volunteers to help Tthe Snail in her hour of need?
I think she's fucked her Dyson up
It's a Kirby. Do not test my patience.
Any excuse to share this:
Showed this to the wife...got told to "fuck right off" no concept of a mans suffering that woman.....
I have to endorse this method, after several hot toddies however, ditch the lemon and honey and have several neat with ice, hey presto when you wake up you will have a hangover but no cold/flu!
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