Man fat question.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jul 11, 2011.

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  1. You know when you spill some man fat on a tiled floor,and have to clean it up before the wife brings the shopping in from the car?
    What are the little bits in it that look like small grains of rice?
  2. AIDS molecules you dirty fucking homo
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  3. Maggots???
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  4. Syphillis fairies?
  5. salt granules
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Does it taste like rice?
  7. My dog licks mine up,,,and chew the tissues,,,but why oh why are you having a quick 50 in the kitchen?
  8. Ignore everyone else. They're just guessing.

    It's just the excess testicular cancer.
  9. Ah, technically the small bits are called Pelliculis Gravis. They are caused by necrotisation of the testicular vasicules due to the adverse effects of continual or repeated masturbation using brillo pads or similar. You probably need to go and see a metallurgist, since the common name for your ailment is metal lurgy.
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  10. Ask the bird if it tastes normal?
  11. I've made enquiries and it would seem that the text book medical answer, obtained from a bloke in a donkey jacket in the TESCO toilets, is that you are so fucking gay that your bollocks have given up on you completely and are now ovulating. Apparently there is no known cure for your unmanly man fat!
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  12. little tiny versions of yourself.
  13. Ask my Sister in law.
  14. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why not!!!
  15. Fair enuff,gonna give a go when my gran comes home...........