Man dies falling into vat of choclate.

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  1. I'm holidaying about 20 miles from Camden, and the stupidity of people in this part of the world is unimaginable. That being said, if I lived in Camden then getting bludgeoned to death by a giant stirrer in a vat of molten chocolate would seem like an attractive prospect.
  2. Wonder what colour chocolate and what ethnic background he was.....easier to spot him in the vat if there was a contrast!
  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Did he leave a card?
  4. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    Hmmmm chocolate ;o)
  5. It's not funny so stop all those snickers.
  6. Thats nothing,my uncle drowned in a vat of whiskey,eye witnesses said he was OK the first 3 times he climbed out to take a p!sh
  7. CountryGal

    CountryGal LE Book Reviewer

    quickly hides mountain of snickers wrapper under the sofa and looks around innocently ;o)
  8. Did they empty the vat After Eight?
  9. did he Revel in it
  10. He must have come out looking like someone from another galaxy.
  11. I heard a whisper about this topic, twix the radio and tv. A bounty for the press though poor punning mars the whole nut of the curly wurly story
  12. His cries for help were only a Wispa! :)
  13. His friends have erected a memorial to him.

  14. Apparently it was part of a bizarre attempt to be like his hero - Michael Jackson