Man cuts of own penis in restaurant, as you do

chrisg46

LE
Book Reviewer
dammit, I missed that when it was forwarded to me!
 
Cock and, er, billhook story?
 
Zizi is French for ... penis. He must have chosen that restaurant deliberately.
 
Would Sir like salad to go with that?
 

Yokel

LE
Small sausage for one.
 
Zizi is French for ... penis. He must have chosen that restaurant deliberately.
French restaurant eh? reckon he was after "coq au vin" and wanted only the freshest of ingredients?"

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Yeah yeah i'll get me coat.
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Reminded me of the Welsh idiot who went I to his club stating that if Wales won a particular rugby match he'd cut his balls off.

They won.


He did!

What the hell posses these idiots?

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=45964
 

alib

LE
Well it beats sending back the wine as a sign of pique.
 
Silly sod probably only went in for cock-a-leekie...

On a Sunday? Everyone (except him it seems) knows that cock-a-leekie is Tuesday's soup of the day.
 

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