Man cuts of own penis in restaurant, as you do

theoriginalphantom

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chrisg46

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theoriginalphantom

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dammit, I missed that when it was forwarded to me!
 
Cock and, er, billhook story?
 
Would Sir like salad to go with that?
 

Gout Man

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Reminded me of the Welsh idiot who went I to his club stating that if Wales won a particular rugby match he'd cut his balls off.

They won.


He did!

What the hell posses these idiots?

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=45964
 

theoriginalphantom

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alib

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Well it beats sending back the wine as a sign of pique.
 
Silly sod probably only went in for cock-a-leekie...

On a Sunday? Everyone (except him it seems) knows that cock-a-leekie is Tuesday's soup of the day.
 
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