Man charged with attacking girlfriend with corn dog

#3
Thats nothing, every meal my missus makes could be construed as a serious assault.
 

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#4
Just to clarify;

I take it that we're not talking corned dog/condemned monkey/tinned typhoid here. Those cans can be heavy and have sharp edges when you take the top off.






My taxi is waiting, I'm just getting my hat and coat.
 
#8
What exactly is a "corn dog". A turd or something? I love America, but it is getting weirder all the time. A Bargain Bucket would have made a better weapon or, indeed, a Glock.

Edited to add: I've been to Fort Peirce and there really is nothing else to do, apart from throwing food about.
 
#9
When I saw just the thread title, I had envisioned a different sort of assault, but I suppose we ought not go there.

BTW, whatever is "an apparent hotel"? Suggestions?
 
#11
What exactly is a "corn dog". A turd or something? I love America, but it is getting weirder all the time. A Bargain Bucket would have made a better weapon or, indeed, a Glock.

Edited to add: I've been to Fort Peirce and there really is nothing else to do, apart from throwing food about.

I had a corn dog a couple of weeks ago. Not really impressed I have to say. Its a hot dog covered in some kind of tasteless batter (I presume made out of corn) stuck on a stick. Its a pretty pointless thing and you need a lot of sauce to give it any taste.
 
#12
A bloated willy-shaped junk food item. That's why I was thinking another sort of assault upon the woman.
I doubt that she would have complained about that, unless it had too much mustard on it. Mmmm! mmm, mmm, higher, higher, higher....fuck, it's burning, lower, lower, lower.
 
#15
Attack dogs are no laughing matter - neither are mangoes... quiet dangerous things when sharpened.
 
#18
What exactly is a "corn dog". A turd or something? I love America, but it is getting weirder all the time. A Bargain Bucket would have made a better weapon or, indeed, a Glock.

Edited to add: I've been to Fort Peirce and there really is nothing else to do, apart from throwing food about.
Corn dogs are disgusting but nevertheless very popular at outdoor events (sport, festivals etc) and the Walmart food court.
 
#20
Corn dogs are disgusting but nevertheless very popular at outdoor events (sport, festivals etc) and the Walmart food court.
Seems a bit af a rum do to me. Why can't people stick to proper food like "burritos as big as your head". Much yummier and also good as an anal, gas weapon.
 

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