Man Boobs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bandalong, Apr 27, 2008.

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  1. It’s just after 05:15 on a Monday in the tropics and I am supping my coffee before another thankless week of hard work.

    In my moment of tranquility I look down and…. Aghast!!

    I notice I am developing signs of man boobs!

    Should I diet or nurture them?
  2. nurture...then feel good when you thrash them off!

    2320 slightly less tropical!
  3. Do some weights to hide them :wink:

    20 past 1 where I am..............
  4. Nurture them, get a nice frilly bra, sit on your hands till they go numb then play with them occasionally, surprising how nice it feels.

    Beer O’clock were I am :D
  5. And still here :D
  6. Brandy sours you bast*rd, how jealous am I :x
  7. I don't suppose that any of you feckers sitting in sunny climes , investing large quantities of the local brew in developing impressive man boobs might have any well paid jobs going, might you?

    I could do with dossing around in a nice climate, p*ssing it up and growing a nice pair of moobs (as I understand they are known as) myself....

    I shall await the flood of job offers!

    Edited to add this little honey!

  8. Bloody hell mate , they are bigger then mine 8O

    I could give you some webaddys ,so you can invest some money into a trainingbra :wink:
  9. Sorry to inform you, old man, but you're turning into a Ladyboy... :roll:
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Is your name Jan & were you a Para? :p
  11. Nuture them. And at the same time try to stretch forward to give yourself a bj and then you got it made. Tits and oral sex on tap.