Man Bites Dog! What a twat!

#2
Sheesh!

If a human (invariably a young Scouse kid) gets mauled to death by a pitbull then outrage wells up from the ranks.

If a pitbull gets mauled by a human then outrage wells etc etc..........

There's just no pleasing some people.
 
#3
Oh yeah he also gave his missus a dig, but hey! We've all been there.(I'm mean the situation, not his missus)
 
#4
If his missus had gobbed off beforehand or failed to provide a nourishing yet tasty meal then she deserves to be hurt.
 

TheresaMay

ADC
Moderator
DirtyBAT
#5
Got to love the outrage comments that follow these news snippets from the suburbs:

"Quote: sage, THE OWL says...
11:04am Thu 27 Oct 11

HE SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP, THEN HUNG ON THE STREETS OF LATCHFORD WITH A PLACARD ROUND HIS NECK WITH TWO WORDS, FERAL PARASITE."

...in other news "Nothing's as cheap as it was, these days" and "Send them all back - says local man"
 
#7
What I really want to know is why the dog didnt bite him back. Its a bull terrier ffs. It should have chewed his face off.
 
#11
Kin warrington says it all!! even the local branch of the British Legion was forced out of the centre of town, out into the Walting centre of the
universe,( Woolston ), where a group of Peninsular national servicemen live out their active service memories of The Hogie Wagon Wars and
the siege of the thames board mills club.Not forgetting the History of Legendary pair of 2 Litre Stein Krugs presented By the Barre Brewery
in Minden -Lubbecke in 1967 to a warringtonian serviceman , cannot understand a man in latchford biting his dog, all the dogs in Warrington live
in Bewsey!!
 
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allgone2ratsh1t

Guest
#13
Shit thread. I 've bitten dogs, mouses, heffers, cows, pigs, hippos all types of beast women.
 
#14
I am outraged. Poor dog. The state of the world today bollocks I really don't give a fuck. I wandered in here hoping it would be an amusing story involving fat birds and possibly rape.

I do love funny rape stories.
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#15
Looks like old matey is on suicide watch judging by the natty black smock he's wearing.
 
#16
Looks like old matey is on suicide watch judging by the natty black smock he's wearing.
last seen
strolling down southbank , accompanied by Jim Soorley and his poodle
 
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goatrutar

Guest
#17
last seen
strolling down southbank , accompanied by Jim Soorley and his poodle
Fucking Jim Soorley is a cunt of the highest order. Cambell Spewman was much better. Southbank is a great spot to get rolled by derros or play spot the paedo.
 
#18
What a fucking waste of skin and organs. Cunt should be shot in the face at point blank range with a 12 bore.
 

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