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Man arrested for having sex with lamp-post

#2
i am at a loss with this one though!!

In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
 
#3
exnorthener said:
i am at a loss with this one though!!

In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
He was giving them a good laying.
 
#5
Last year, Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down when two cleaners walked in on him at the Aberley House Hostel in south west Scotland.

He paused only to ask, "What is it, hen?", before continuing to "move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex".

How do you exactly have sex with a Bicycle? 8O
 
#7
exnorthener said:
i am at a loss with this one though!!

In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.
I wondered about that, too.I can't find anything about that case. It is chuckled about in forums, similar to this, and added as a last sentence to various reports of similar behaviour, such as this from the Sun.
 
#9
British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day ? it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."
Genius
 
#10
In a book that I...er...found, T'he Fortean times of Strange Sex', there was a guy who was having sex with a chicken and a boulder fell on top of him killing him and the chicken. There was a photo of their bodies in the book, him with his kecks down (he had a mustache as well, if that means anything) and the poor chicken, both crushed under this boulder. I think he was American, and I think the chicken was as well...
 
#11
For gods sake..first of all you cant have sex with a bicycle, now a lamppost is off limits. Just what inanimate objects are we allowed to do???
 
#13
drain_sniffer said:
For gods sake..first of all you cant have sex with a bicycle, now a lamppost is off limits. Just what inanimate objects are we allowed to do???
I'm pretty sure jelly is still ok... but a bag full of worms might not be.
 
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#15
Bikes? Hoovers? Lamp-posts?
WTF?
Has Britain run out of sheep?
 
#17
They're out of season... plus all the pretty ones are ready for lambing...
Outstanding, more nubile young one on the way!
 

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#18
Man convicted of sex with a goat

Why is the fact he is a chef, albeit an unemployed one, of any concern? However, I know plenty of chefs (but no goats) who would think nothing strange of his behaviour. But GAY too! And he picked on a poor nanny perhaps billy goat was not available? How many camera phones were used BEFORE 'disgusted of Hull' called the police? I had to laugh that it was the Dog section that got him. Animal solidarity!
 
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CplFoodspoiler said:
had to laugh that it was the Dog section that got him. Animal solidarity!
Indeed, thought that was amusing too... noted that he was initially arrested by the Dog Section... then.....

As an interesting aside. A bloke in our town got p1ssed and fell arrse first onto a rose bush... nearly killed the poor fekker... spent weeks in intensive care.

For months afterwards the local plod were going around looking for sexual deviants... what ever floats your boat - who am I to judge?
 
#20
How did the Madness song go?

"Oh, Lovestruck, I've fallen for a lamppost,
Giving her my utmost, spilling out my deepest feelings.
Lovestruck, I've fallen for a lamppost,
Giving her my utmost, spilling out my deepest feelings.
Now all I want to do is snuggle up to you.
A night-cap in the early morning dew."
 

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