Male logic...Man/Woman conversation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by JoeCivvie, Apr 26, 2013.

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  1. I like this one!

    Woman: Do you drink beer?
    Man: Yes

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

    (This is where it gets scary !)

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ... correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?[/FONT]
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  2. Good one Joe! Heard the similar story with a doctor and his patient's smoke usage. What the hell anyway, here for a good time not a long time.