Is Malcolm Tucker, off The Thick of It, an ex drill-pig? Here's one of his quotes.... Nicola Murray: My family is off limits, alright? This job is not going to get anywhere near my husband and my kids. Just doesn't. Malcolm Tucker: Of course it f*cking does, as per the wee bar code and the serial number under your right armpit you are now built and owned by this state and you're under the spotlight 24 hours a day, darling! You know what you are? You're a fu*king human dart board. And Eric f8cking Bristow's on the oche throwing a million darts made of human sh8t right at you! Quality!