Making Up

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by watertight, Jun 10, 2005.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. I should be in bed looking at Mrs Wateright's 'I hate you face'. It happened like this:

    "Wooah, change of plan love, going the pub because somebody is leaving and........,"

    "Alright, what time you coming home"

    "Shall we order a chinese about 9"

    "Lovely, see you then"

    Roll in at eleven and smell the smell, I know the food has passed. HUFF!

    Tomorrow morning, that is another day. HUFF!

    Tonight I shall resign to a gentle wnak.
     
  2. It could have been worse, you might have returned from pub with another women ......

    There's no pleasing wives sometimes... :roll:
     
  3. Only thing wrong with that is that you have been posting on here most the night..do i detect a porkie pie somewhere :wink:
     
  4. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    Mature Spousal Units understand that your average soldier, ex soldier or any other uniformed type going to the pub is not...in any way....going to be back before wild horses drag him away from the ast opportunity to minesweep alcohol from tramps on benches after the pubs stop serving.

    She needs to get with the programme.