Making the NAAFI a nicer place.

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Rather Worried, Aug 16, 2011.

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  1. Hello everybody,

    There seems to be a lot more tension and arguing on this site than usual.

    Is this my imagination or have others noticed it as well?

    I wonder if anybody has any suggestions to improve the tone here?

    I appreciate that I will probably be subject to insult and abuse as a result of posting this observation but I think it needs to be said.
  2. Wah, and not a very convincing one. Sock puppet.
  3. Whats a wah?
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  4. Sorry, but I am not a sock puppet nor is this a "wah"

    This is a personal observation, that you obviously disagree with, as is your right.
  5. Fuck off you scabby dogs cock, i want to bite your nose off.
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  6. That illustrates my point rather well, does it not?
  7. I want to illustrate all over your face with 6 beads of the finest English gentlemans gravy straight from my dopple bollocks.
  8. As does that comment.......Do you have any issues that you would like to share?
  9. What connection do you have to the Army? If any.

    (I dont know why the fuck I am bothering to respond to this.)
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  10. The only issue i have, is the issue from tissue. Please take one for your leaking quim.

    Good day sir.
  11. You've never entered the threshold of a NAAFI (bar) have you.

    Once youre a Padre, I urge you to enter one, you'll be amazed at the spirit and camaraderie that actually exists, despite the tomfoolery and lavish drinking.

    You'll find more humanity and brutal honesty in one than you'll ever find in a press ganged Church Parade.

    If you really want to know your flock, listen in.
  12. The last NAAFI I was in could have done with a lick of paint, some new furniture, maybe a new carpet and some decent beer and food. Oh yes, and definitely better looking staff and music that has lyrics you can understand and actually tells a story (such as Cliff Richards).

    Just my point of view
  13. I plan to join up as a padre after I finish my degree in divinity.

    However, I am a former ACF Cadet Sgt and am currently going through selection with a TA unit.

    Why do you ask?
  14. Can I fuck you?
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