I noticed that I was only worthy of a Cat 2 Vermin tag, and I have to say I am cut to the bone by this failure on my part to come up to the mark. In my illustrious military career (ask someone what it's like to serve in HM Forces) I very rarely dropped below the highest standards.Aah! Strike and no mistake! Thanks for that, CrappyNoMark! Note this, fella: it's not my fault that you happen to feel "inferior" to me. so why do you feel it's legitimate to make me responsible for it? Just a question, like.
Please, oh great and wonderful Drugsy, what is it that I need to do to reach the greatness achieved by my very good friend @HappyNomad ?