I was at this ball thing the other night and, for once, was sober. So the fish was thinking to himself, I fancy some of Cuba's finest, but failing that I will have a cigar. So with suitable pretention, I draw a cigar from a case stowed in my mess kit and start to cut the end. Some nice person informed me that there was no smoking in this part of the building. Now I knew this person was lying but they outranked me considerably and besides no-one else was smoking at the table. Moreover, there was a lady at the end of the table who was with child, and that would not have been acceptable even for an arrogant twat like me. So out the fish went and chatted merrily to the other leppers in the foyer. After I was left only with what appeared to be OTC dorks I decided to pop in to the room to see who was around and more importantly if the above mentioned lady was still at the table. Over I popped, cigar discretely behind my back, and I went back to my seat. I saw one of the guys from our table, the only pongo we had, and said, "I mustn't stay long mate, I don't want to smoke with a pregnant women around" "What pregnant women?" asked percy pongo. "That one there", nodding across at the expectant mother. "Emmm she's not pregnant, and I would know, she's my wife" So is it just me who says and does this kind of thing, regularly?