It's that time of year again isn't it ? Goodwill to all hats & that sort of crap. And presents. Everyone and his dog knows that contrary to what the dominee says it's not the thought that counts but the price. Uncle Tarquin with his poxy city job and townhouse in Islington can afford to buy his angel Abigail an electric Cinderella coach with life-life horses, but the squaddie sprog gets a used pushbike. Now you can poke his dosh up his hoop by making your kid, (or yourself,) a millionaire. So with this in mind we have an auction in aid of Holidays for Heroes for a mint item of legal tender, a real honest to goodness one hundred million dollar note. No shit. That's $ 100,000,000.00 Or in English, a lot of fucking zeros. (I knew I should have started this on 07 Dec.) Buy it, stick it in a frame & you'll be the greatest dad/husband/sexgod at least until 06 Jan. It's for a good cause so dig deep, you'll have - or perhaps give, the best present this Chrimbo. It's not every bugger that can turn to his oppos & truthfully say, "I gave my daughter one hunded million dollars for Christmas."