Make Yourself A Millionaire - Charity Auction

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#1
It's that time of year again isn't it ?
Goodwill to all hats & that sort of crap.
And presents.

Everyone and his dog knows that contrary to what the dominee says it's not the thought that counts but the price.
Uncle Tarquin with his poxy city job and townhouse in Islington can afford to buy his angel Abigail an electric Cinderella coach with life-life horses, but the squaddie sprog gets a used pushbike.
Now you can poke his dosh up his hoop by making your kid, (or yourself,) a millionaire.

So with this in mind we have an auction in aid of Holidays for Heroes for a mint item of legal tender, a real honest to goodness one hundred million dollar note.
No shit.
That's $ 100,000,000.00
Or in English, a lot of fucking zeros. (I knew I should have started this on 07 Dec.)


Buy it, stick it in a frame & you'll be the greatest dad/husband/sexgod at least until 06 Jan.
It's for a good cause so dig deep, you'll have - or perhaps give, the best present this Chrimbo.
It's not every bugger that can turn to his oppos & truthfully say, "I gave my daughter one hunded million dollars for Christmas."
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#2
Just to prove it here's the item :






(Why the fuck these images aren't showing BFG only knows.)
 
#3


:D
 
#4
£5
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#5
Thanks Ex-ex, and your bid is ?
:D
 
#6
Cutaway said:
Everyone and his dog knows that contrary to what the dominee says it's not the thought that counts but the price.
Not a Jock by any chance are we Cutaway???

£5 from me...

(That's me overspent for Crimbo - dar.nit!!!)
 
#7
Sparky2339 said:
Cutaway said:
Everyone and his dog knows that contrary to what the dominee says it's not the thought that counts but the price.
Not a Jock by any chance are we Cutaway???

£5 from me...

(That's me overspent for Crimbo - dar.nit!!!)
No he's Saffer, selling my currency. I bid 15 imperialist Bristish pounds

And there is NO Cholera!
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#8
BobMugabe said:
I bid 15 imperialist Bristish pounds
As they say further south BM, 'purchase an Equus Asinus.'
;)


BobMugabe said:
And there is NO Cholera!
Jussus !
Is that in short supply too ?
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#12
Thanks Fred.
Are you bidding PassingBells ?
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#14
All quiet on the PassingBells front.






But bump anyway.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#15
Right, unless anyone else thinks they should be a millionaire I'll knock this auction on the head at precisely 19:00.

Well 19:00-ish, depending on when I'm back from the Thursday piss-up today.
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#16
Well it looks like Fred West has got himself $ 100,000,000.00

Congratulations and many thanks Fred, dosh to MDN via the usual channels & your prize will wing it's way to you.


For those of you who missed out, please take a squint at this bugger here.
 

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