I was having a bit of a ponder to myself last night as I sat on the throne. I've often heard the term 'make up sex' used, and I've heard that it's much better than standard sex, but not having tried it myself, I wasn't sure of this was actually true.
Now, as they say there isn't far from thought to deed, so I decided to give it a go as soon as I had finished the job in hand.
As I was washing my hands I happened to glance at the shelf, and espied some of the other half's cosmetics. So within the space of a few minutes my bell end was a fetching shade of pink (Bewitching Coral 827, for the lipstick spotters).
Luckily the missus was obliging (or it would have been a make up wnak instead), but to be perfectly honest, I couldn't feel any difference between this 'make up sex' and regular sex. In fact the only thing I noticed was a strange tinge to the wet patch on the sheets which worried the missus somewhat.
Frankly I was disappointed.
Was I using the wrong type of make up? Would I have been better with some foundation on my foreskin? Or blusher on my balls?
Any advice would be much appreciated.
Regards
T_T
Now, as they say there isn't far from thought to deed, so I decided to give it a go as soon as I had finished the job in hand.
As I was washing my hands I happened to glance at the shelf, and espied some of the other half's cosmetics. So within the space of a few minutes my bell end was a fetching shade of pink (Bewitching Coral 827, for the lipstick spotters).
Luckily the missus was obliging (or it would have been a make up wnak instead), but to be perfectly honest, I couldn't feel any difference between this 'make up sex' and regular sex. In fact the only thing I noticed was a strange tinge to the wet patch on the sheets which worried the missus somewhat.
Frankly I was disappointed.
Was I using the wrong type of make up? Would I have been better with some foundation on my foreskin? Or blusher on my balls?
Any advice would be much appreciated.
Regards
T_T