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  1. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Immigrants are great!.......just so long as they dont live next door or in the same street as me
     
  2. "I only said it to wind up Biped!"
     
  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    "Take the camera away - I wanna finish drawing the Hitler 'tache on me cat".
     
  4. smug cheshire cat has new rival
     
  5. brettarider

    brettarider On ROPs

    Purr purr I woke up this morning to find this annoying thing growing out me arsse
     
  6. English for Citizenship – Lesson 1

    Many newcomers to the UK don’t understand the subtle difference in meaning between “Pussy” and “Cnut”

    Take a look at this picture and see if you can spot the difference.


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  7. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    'Bully me at school will ya? Give me a cr@ppy job like this will ya? Well, like my colleagues in the communist party, er, sorry, Labliar, I hate this country now, but I'm smug as you like because I'm the man that's going to get my revenge and take you ALL down in rivers of blood!'
     
  8. Not in my back yard and that goes for the fcuking cat too
     
  9. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    gaaAAAA!!! [pulsing temple vein finally gives way] bleeaAARRGGG!!!! [falls over and karks it].
     
  10. Keith Best adhered to his own immigration policies strictly. He wasn't afraid to welcome a black pussy into his home.
     
  11. English for Citizenship – Lesson 2 (Idioms)

    "Looking like the cat that got the cream"

    Take a look at the picture again, and see if you can tell which of these fat cats did.

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  12. what's he doing with his left hand?
     
  13. English for Citizenship – Lesson 3 (Rhyming Slang)

    " Tommy Cat " = " Commie _______ "

    Take another look at the picture, and see if you can fill in the missing word.

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  14. I like your teenage daughter. Passport for your young virgin daughter?