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#3
"I only said it to wind up Biped!"
 
#7
English for Citizenship – Lesson 1

Many newcomers to the UK don’t understand the subtle difference in meaning between “Pussy” and “Cnut”

Take a look at this picture and see if you can spot the difference.

PTS107 said:

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Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
'Bully me at school will ya? Give me a cr@ppy job like this will ya? Well, like my colleagues in the communist party, er, sorry, Labliar, I hate this country now, but I'm smug as you like because I'm the man that's going to get my revenge and take you ALL down in rivers of blood!'
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#10
smartascarrots said:
"I only said it to wind up Biped!"
gaaAAAA!!! [pulsing temple vein finally gives way] bleeaAARRGGG!!!! [falls over and karks it].
 
#11
Keith Best adhered to his own immigration policies strictly. He wasn't afraid to welcome a black pussy into his home.
 
#12
English for Citizenship – Lesson 2 (Idioms)

"Looking like the cat that got the cream"

Take a look at the picture again, and see if you can tell which of these fat cats did.




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#14
English for Citizenship – Lesson 3 (Rhyming Slang)

" Tommy Cat " = " Commie _______ "

Take another look at the picture, and see if you can fill in the missing word.




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Grownup_Rafbrat

LE
Book Reviewer
#18



I'd rather have a cat in the country than a Gurkha
 
#19
Coming out of the cat's earpiece: "Standby....Standby....One...Two...One....GOGOGO!
 

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